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Try this one then.
My hometown in Cornwall have been bickering about a bypass for 30 years now. Nimbys on one side of town say it should go the other side, while Nimbys there say it should go the other side. The net result is that they are still arguing. There is already a road which bypasses the town, and with careful thought would suffice were it widened and straightened a little.
Do the idiots accept this? Nope.
They have, in the last few years, changed the speed limit signs so the 30 zone extends nearly a mile out of town. Then they changed a junction so it emerged 100 yds furthur down the road to give the traffic a better view which has made turning onto the main road a real risky business because everyone can see the traffic better so bugger the speed limit.
They are planning to put in a roundabout at the end of town but that hasn't happened because they still are not sure which route they would use.
Instead of using some sense, they have now narrowed the street to make it wide enough for a single flow and stuck traffic lights in the main street so the queues are worse than ever. This is the A39 trunk road, not a back alley. This is a route designated as a holiday route by morons. They actually took the original holday route away, even though it actually bypassed the town.
Worst of all. A number of years ago I was walking home after a Saturday night in a strange bed. It was early in the morning and one of the town councillors was walking through the town. He told me he was checking the pollution meter to see how bad it had been the previous day, and I managed to get him to admit that he had driven the half mile to check it. He is pro-bypass, and had been banging on about air pollution since it became fashionable. I actually got thrown out of the council meeting when I collared him about this.
In short, no way do bypasses work for tinpot provincial towns. They may well work when it comes to places like Newbury. I have to admit that life was a little easier after that one opened.
Then again, the M25 is nothing more or less than a big ring road. That works really well----- Not!!!
_________________ Once a Cornishman, always a Cornishman
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