I have to agree with your theory Rigpig, as arrogant as it makes me sound when whinging to friends/family about it
As for stalks, I have a Mondeo based car with standard push for mainbeam and pull for flash, and a Rover 600 which has pull to flash, pull to toggle (but with an audible click) and a decent light on the dash.
I feel both have good and bad points:
Cougar - I can feel as well as see which Lights I have operating - Good. When on full beam I occassionally miss the stock when trying to indicate - Not so good, though hardly fatal.
Rover - I always get the indicating bang on as the stalk is always in the same neutral position - Good. I sometimes select full-beam on when I only meant to flash - Possibly bad? Could be taken the wrong way by others.
For my birthday I got a Jag E-Type for the weekend which had the indicators on the right hand stalk. Took a few miles to get used to it, but it wasn't too difficult. I did wave my wipers on a roundabout when I got back into the Rover yesterday though.
I can see Lum's point about indicating whilst changing gear, but to be honest I think I'd prefer to be able to wipe the screen whilst down changing. Lum's theory would be my natural preference, but it's all too often that I get overtaken in the wet whilst slowing to turn off and I get a good gallon of dirty water sprayed over the windscreen completely obscuring my view.
In fact this happened yesterday on the M90 in heavy snow. I was in L1 with the vast majority doing about 30mph in slush when we were overtaken by 4x4 man in L2 through deep snow firing it over all the L1 traffic and across the central reservation and onto their traffic. Bloody prat. The car in front of me thought it would be a good idea to straddle both lanes to block the 4x4's stupidity but ultimately he was almost rammed as the 4x4 couldn't slow in time, and also it left the 4x4 showering me in slushy shite.
Anyway I digress - I'm a fence sitter on stalks
I do not like people who cannot operate their vehicle's systems though - especially ones which affect me!
