This is the amazon.co.uk synopsis for a forthcoming book by John McVicar called How to Drink and Drive Without Getting Caught...or Causing an Accident published by Artnik.
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Without execption, on every major road in the world, there is some driver at the wheel of a vehicle who is drunk or under the influence of some drug. As mood-altering substances like alcohol diminish driving skills, nearly all governments proscribe this and to varying degrees detect, prosecute and punish drunk drivers. Yet, even in the face of draconian police powers and penalties some drivers will still drink and drive. There are numerous books that go to why they shoudn't. "How to drink and drive without getting caught" is the first book to advise them on what the author calls "good practice". John McVicar does not encourage or condone drink driving, he merely explains to people who do drink and drive what it is they should know and do to minimise the risk of causing an accident and/or being caught.
So the thug McVicar does not encourage or condone drink driving, yet he has apparently written a book giving tips on how to do so! I suppose we shouldn't assume that a 'how-to' guide condones the activity. After all, Alan Titchmarsh doesn't encourage or condone gardening in his book 'How to be a Gardener' does he? Neither does Delia encourage or condone cooking in her book 'How to Cook' does she?
Perhaps this is just the first in a series of motoring books by McVicar?
If so, we can expect:
How to drive without a licence, MOT or insurance without getting caught
How to drive whilst disqualified without getting caught
How to drive an unroadworthy vehicle without getting caught
How to drive excessively fast in a built up area without getting caught
How to intimidate other drivers and get away with road rage