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Look! I have my style, you have yours - okay!

I was just finishing part two of it but I'm not going to bother now and you will never know how it ends, so there.

You're the Nick Glegg I'm Jake the Peg, diddle diddle diddle dee with my extra leg....

(I think there should be points for good or interesting topic drift)

Pre-empt Grabs:

"Agreed Tone, but this is not one of them!"




I say, if you can't let your hair down here, (singular in my case), where can you?

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

well if you are going to drag BRAKE into this competition,how about this one?......

The New BRAKE Sat nav may be cheap but some motorists are having second thoughts to its usefullness.

OR

Brake sponsor new river crossing along the M542

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

err... chaps not too sure it is very wise or sensible, to be stating what any existing organisation/s might or might not state ...
Appreciate the names have been (mostly) changed ... but let's not go down that line. Ta Admin.


"Police went fishing for clues ...."

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Safe Speed for Intelligent Road Safety through proper research, experience & guidance.

When Sheamus heard that some of his neighbours were thinking about setting up a car pool, he thought he would just go ahead and set it up for them.

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

"The drip-drip of the war on motorists is really starting to get on my nerves".

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

Learner to driving instructor........." I know I'm only a learner and a bit wet behind the ears,but should I be feeling wet behind the legs too?"

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

Big Boris puts on demo of synchronized car driving in the hope it will become an event for 2012 Olympics".

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

The Italian Job takes the alternative sea route ...

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Safe Speed for Intelligent Road Safety through proper research, experience & guidance.

Greenshed merges old and new careers in a last ditch effort to slow down traffic.

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Regulation without education merely creates more criminals.

LOL..."dave, i'm sure we've just been cut up by a submarine "....

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

" For those of you watching in black and white, the red car is the one immediately behind the yellow one."

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

"The good news is the cigarette lighters still worked. The bad news was that their cigarettes were under 8 inches of water in the centre console!"

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

Shark 1 to shark 2 ..... "Canned food again, I wouldn't mind but they're so damned hard to get open"

Professor Hugh Brain's colleagues knew he was eccentric, but even they thought trying to teach dolphins to drive was a touch over the top.

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

"For women watching this in colour, which pretty car would you buy?"



I'll let myself out...

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

"these potholes are getting bigger.!"

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

Meanwhile, in the orange car, George is becoming more concerned...

"Helen, if we don't lighten the load we're going to sink. You can leave via the sun roof".

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

"george, that radiator leak is getting worse!"

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

Professor Wally Whacko explained "you see, by making sure vehicle exhausts always exit underwater the CO2 is absobed by the water and does not enter the atmosphere, this method even allows for leaks in the exhaust system".

Professor Norman Nutslack explained "By getting folks to drive with the engine and exhaust substantially submerged we will raise average sea temperature by about 1.79856784763524 degrees by the year 2017. This will increase algae production to the point it will easily feed everybody on the planet".

The problem of diesel particulate entering the atmosphere has now been solved completely.

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

This years Turner Prize winner is an outdoor exhibit .....

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

Remember that big red button you pushed while we were being shown round the Hydro Electric control room? ..... !!!

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)