Speaking as the owner of an 11 year old Polo, dare I say that I wouldn’t part with it no matter what incentive they dangle in front of me and for several good reasons…
1) I don’t like the way modern cars treat me like a idiot. (Beep beep, put your belt on. Beep beep, you’re low on petrol. Etc. etc.) One went off at me the other week, a hire car, and I thought “
Now WTF is wrong?”. After a few minutes of this incessant irritating, (and distracting), noise I eventually had to pull over before I killed something. Turns out it didn't like the weight of my laptop on the passenger seat.

It needed to have its belt on
2) I don’t like digital speedometers. I’ve ridden many cars with them and I hate them all.

3) My insurance is always about £100. It wouldn’t be that low on a new car and then there’s the fear of getting it stolen or some sphincter scratching my new pride and joy. (Happened with my black Mazda

). I don’t care nearly so much with my Polo and these rogues aren’t nearly so interested anyway.
4) I keep things greener anyway by not making unnecessary short journeys; that’s what my legs are for. I cycle to work which also keeps me fit and healthy. These ‘holier than thou’ people often make short journeys because they think they are so wonderful in their green cars. Er, try walking or cycling a bit.
5) I don’t like the overly complex systems which always seems to lead to problems either with an outright fault or niggle. For instance, if I stalled the newish Mazda I had from cold, which was easy to do, it was an absolute bugger to get going again. It would take about two minutes before it would start while it checked to see if there was life on Mars or something.
6) I’ve mentioned this before but the Octavia I use seems to have a magnetic catch for the boot and even when it’s unlocked you have to pull really hard to open it which can fool you into thinking it’s not unlocked. So you go through the routine again: Put the key back in the door turn it twice, or thrice just to be sure, while standing on one leg and singing alleluia. I just want to open the boot for God’s sake!
I could go on…