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" I see that Percy Pigeon has bought a new flash car then, he's all show that guy, you wouldn't see me strutting about showing off like that!"

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

"You've got no chance with the ladies mate, look at the shape of your head."

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

PC Dinkem to PC Donkem "You know how the registered keeper of that car is a Mr Peacock ...."

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

Zippo, you have prompted me to this...

"Look at what you're wearing on your head! What a cock!"

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

"Haven't we met before? I'd swear I know you from somewhere"

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

"Yes, I'm your twin brother, lend us a fiver."

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

It has been some time now, so I thought I should throw out the winners name...

Despite the quantity from several posters, I was really taken with this entry from Toltec...

"He's so vain, he probably thinks this Sangyong is about him"

I like your thinking - and choice of music!

So consider the reigns handed over to Toltec, and be comforted with the fact that I wiped them down thoroughly so they don't slip from his grasp!

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

Congrats Toltec

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

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I struggled with it tbh, even with my cartoon OTT hat on. I had naughty things like 'there's something with a bigger pecker outside than yours' but I'm trying to get away from Carry On innuendo.

I wear size 18 shoes btw.

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

I'm still wondering how the SSangyong thought got into his head!

Has he been thinking of this for years, waiting for an opportunity to use it..?

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

Well Done Toltec Very good !

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Nice one Toltec, brilliant caption

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

Thank you for your kind words.

I would like to thank my production team, the musical director and of course my lovely wife in supporting

Not an Bafta? Oh OK.

Hi Ernest, my brain just makes odd associative leaps sometimes, at a guess

Peacock -> obvious display -> looking in mirror -> vanity

Inverse

Boxy car -> ugly -> Sangyong Rodius

Put them together and out pops Carly Simon. At least it my head it does.

I'd better find a picture then.

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Driving fast is for a particular time and place, I can do it I just only do it occasionally because I am a gentleman.
- James May

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