basingwerk wrote:
Mad Moggie wrote:
Ings? They zap your car before you reach the 40 mph lollipop! The van is stationed just yards within the change. I would say very lucrative on tourist traffic which has slowed to 45/46 mph by lollipop and continuing to slow. Trouble is - they get pinged early and the limit is enforced for about the mile or so through the village.
They used that trick in Austrian ski villages that I used to frequent. Basically, the good slopes are at the top of the valley, so all the tourists go there, while the villages between the top of the valley and the highway are cash starved. Solution: have the local coppers bag the tourists on the way to and from the resorts! So you don't need cameras to do that - just put some plods out in the snow for a couple of hours after sun up and an hour or two after dusk! My heart isn't in it, now that 317 has given up, you know? What are Ings – is it a place?
Yes - I know that village near Innsbruck quite well - part of the Olympic runs from Seefeld/Innsbruck games.
No mate - this is village called Ings between Kendal and Windermere.
bustingworks wrote:
Mad Moggie wrote:
Councils seem to decide on this. In case of Ings- 7 men in a pub decided this limit. NSL had been in place for years without any incident - but some busybodies got knickers in twist and campaigned for lower limit...

And there are the dangerous cycle lanes ....... no-one wanted them. No-one asked the residents about the speed limit of a 40mph road downgraded to 30 mph. In fact - first they knew about it was when the red oblong and a talivan appeared
That is not a thing that you can blame on cameras. It seems that cameras have come to represent speed obsession, rather than the things they are, which are speed indicators that coppers read off-line later.
Our guy hides in the bushes in a little van around here. Chap in charge did not even know the history of the area!
burpingworks wrote:
Mad Moggie wrote:
And then we have other things: pin numbers on credit cards for example. No-one surveyed me for my opinion and I have not received any darned number - as my credit/debit cards have not expired yet. So - at the supermarket I was asked for a number I do not have - and was asked to key this in
full view of other customers. Not rocket science to work out that a wide boy might get this number, follow me around in hope I drop my receipt upon which they have printed my card number (again without my consent) and then rob me blind ......I am a doctor - Hell! you could not forge my signature if you tried!
Yes indeed, many a parishioner has succumbed after receiving potently toxic drugs due to scribbled doctor's writing. In this safety obsessed culture, perhaps you should PRINT you letters out one by one?
That is why they gave me a lap top! Paid for by you! The taxpayer so that I could type out the prescriptions!
Anyway - my handwriting is an art form!
basingwerk wrote:
I still feel most sad that 317 has left in huff - he had fire in his belly. Perhaps he'll come zooming back over the hill at 86 mph shortly, firing in all directions.
I have no doubt Pete will return..... I will get you to change your tune sooner or later!

We have got you to call them scams and prats before now!
burpingworks wrote:
Mad Moggie wrote:
Same with cloning - there are people who do not just want to clone embryos to treat motor neurone disease and Alzheimers......there are some who want to clone PEOPLE!
Headless people, so that we can reap their harvest of organs without worrying about hurting their feelings!
Do not have much problem with growing something on the back of a mouse - but heck bw - they might clone
you
basingwerk wrote:
Mad Moggie wrote:
Soon, your hands will again be covered by foul smelling excrement. Such joy.

We will not go into where and what I had my hands in as junior!
Shall be a gent as far as new baby is concerned - and leave that to my wife to sort out

Have no idea what we are expecting - she insisted on not being told on all the scans as "she likes a surprise!" I would like to know what to buy exactly! She has bought one or two unisex type babygrow thingies - in case it arrives early. Due last week in November officially - but you never know!
She has had me fetching and carrying for her all day! Go-Cat, saucers of milk.... and all she had was .... indigestion ......Grrrrrrr!
burpingworkls wrote:
Mad Moggie wrote:
No-one consulted me about the hike in my NIC, indirect taxes, direct taxes, council taxes, war in Iraq, hiring of plasticine policemen, pretend teachers and foreign nursy girls who cannot speak English either.
If everybody had to agree to everything explicitly, there would be no time to agree to anything.
I would have liked to have been consulted first about idiot foreign nurses being foisted on me! They just arrived one morning and just look at me blankly or blush and giggle when I speak to them. Do not know why I have this effect on young wimmin!
basingwerk wrote:
Mad Moggie wrote:
No-one consulted me about the freezing of budgets either, limit of drugs I can prescribe either.....
If we didn't limit what drugs you can prescribe, you'd have a queue right back to the lollipop.
Only the best magic mushrooms
Seriously - I am tied to some extent as to what I can prescribe. Sometimes cheapest drug works best for one bloke, whilst another needs something I am not allowed to use as it is "too expensive" False economy because the next best - does not cure as quickly - so I cost us more money in reality. In the other hand - could prescribe latest on market - and he dies on me.....
bustingworks wrote:
Mad Moggie wrote:
So NO! We have not signed up to this in the political system. We voted for someone to represent our interests - and MPs in general do not hold surgeries of any real significance to give time to air views either.
This is not a thing to blame on cameras. Most of the speeders blame to cameras for their stress, when he real culprit is work related stress disorder, brought on by ever hard timelines, less resource and the constant pressure of lower costs. Cameras just add a little topping on this horrible cake, and that is why people here hate them. They hate the controlled, remote way they dictate the limit. But the cameras, nor the coppers, nor even the roads are to blame. The problem is that we are a stressed out bunch of celebrity obsessed TV addict workaholic wannabes, bringing up latch key kids to that we can make a house fit for celebrities to live in. I think, but do not know, that many people use their cars as a release to blow of the adrenaline they build up in their battery caged lives.
Blimey - not too far out there mate! Especially the second bit. Confess - have no idea who most of these celebs are. Nursy girls at work were full of some jungle survival thing and Big Brother - have never watched any of these and as far as I am aware none of the kittens has either.
Latch key kids - and they play chicken on M61 (aged 12) and it is all someone else's fault for not lighting up the motorway so that dirvers could see her and the Highways Agency and golf course's fault for having a fence which she could climb over......
The train surfer aged 14 (why are they always called Dean?) who lost both his legs after jumping on a moving train and falling under its wheels as note well - [i[ it picked up
speed [/i] - not his fault at all! " It was the train driver's and the railways fault for not cordoning off!"
These children are old enough to realise the danger. I did at a much younger age and so did my wife. My own children are aware of danger and aware that they have responsibility for their own safety and behaviour.
Oh - I like my cars and I like driving at a fair old speed - but do restrict it to tracks and A/bahn. Not a saint - as like anyone else - will rift over a limit on occasion. And that is the danger. We all do this - even you! Certainly - volume of traffic on M6 alone means you cannot blat down it!
basingwerk wrote:
Mad Moggie wrote:
Enforce a silly law and respect is lost. In many cases - they are nitpicking - by siting these at speed limit change and not where the real dangers lie. We are also not deploying our resources properly by enforcing an speed limit in only the money making spots. Nor are we spending wisely by investing in more cash cows when the money should be spent on EDUCATION and SAFETY INITIATIVES on the telly!
I just don't get that last bit. If we are spending on cash cows, how can they be cash cows? And if they are cash cows, then we can use the cash on EDUCATION and SAFETY INITIATIVES on the telly. Can't we?
What I meant was - they use the fine dosh to buy more Gatsos to earn more fine money. They do not use the money on Education and Safety Initiatives on the telly - which is what they should be doing. That is what I would like to see them doing anyway.
No-one is actually saying speed limits should be abolished - but that the enforcement should return to the norm we had before the scamera - ie when we saw road deaths decreasing year on year, and had decent driver information adverts on the telly and decent levels of traffic police - which are much more of a deterrent than a speed camera!

Apart from the obvious human touch - (and we are social animals which is why we respond better to people than robots) - they can judge actual safety of a manoeuvre and take the right action and line of enforcement - which PC Gatso does not and cannot!
Was not clear - as Wildy was experiencing extreme discomfort whilst I was in my study at home this morning - and we really do have to be careful.