Back to the old common sense and courtesy issues.
Max - lorry drivers have had quiet (usually acid

) word in their lug holes for this - and if BiB had seen you straddle both lanes like this to prevent flow of traffic - you would have copped for it.
Agree some muppets see it as frustrating - but really - using all space carefully and courteously actually improves the situation for all.
But this is part of COAST, driving plan and reading the situation on the road on your approach. And agree - HC should give advice on this. "Driving - Essential Skills" and even "Road Craft" are also lacking in this respect.
Mad Doc has identified pgh 125 and 129 in HC which advises "being considerate" and "reducing distance between you and vehicle ahead to maintain traffic flow" (not typing it all out - read it through ....

)
Patch has identified "IAM" advice - which is again common sense and courtesy.
All members of this family have zip-merged for as long as they have been driving - self included. Not really come across too many muppets who throw strop about this - most seem to follow us at slow pace down the empty lane! We usually find a nice smile, and cheery wave helps when we come to merge point as well!
One can understand drivers wanting to get into lane "in good time" as appears to be case in your post - but in very heavy congestion - such as you describe - it does make better sense to make use of all available space, and above all, keep calm and courteous and use the old common sense .....
Of course - you take note of all signs, matrices alerting you to hazard and adjust your speed and approach accordingly

Calm approach here helps prevent bunching and the "no reason" jams!

caused by welly up at speed and brake...
But (sigggh!) back to the old problem of education of the masses and how to do it....