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 Post subject: Animated drawing fun
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 14:55 
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We sometimes use software to stimulate children with certain disabilities and help with mouse control, but I found this one quite addictive. :whome:

So if you have children, or you’re a big kid like me, enjoy :D

Be honest now? I reckon Grabs will draw a girl with a skirt and Zippo will draw a robot :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Animated drawing fun
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 16:22 
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Well, you get bored with it after about two goes.

Sorry, the 14-year-old in me came to the surface and the second time around I drew a stickman with a massive :censored: :oops:

Which was quite amusing watching him do the animations :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: Animated drawing fun
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:lol:

I don't know why I didn't think of that, I must be slipping. :)

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 Post subject: Re: Animated drawing fun
PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:57 
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Big Tone wrote:
Zippo will draw a robot :lol:

Yup ...... toooo right I will, good call Tone :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Animated drawing fun
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That is really brilliant. I got bored by the time I had to draw a balloon. So I took the piss and drew a huge balloon. It then told me it was more like an egg. Which promptly hatched and a dragon attacked me. I followed Peter's lead and defeated the dragon with a giant cock. :D

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unfortunately there was a lot of fire about after that so I was asked to draw a cloud or a giant cock to piss away all the flames...

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 Post subject: Re: Animated drawing fun
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:lol:

Well I hope it's helped your mouse control Dok. I like your robot Zippo. He looks friendly :)

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 Post subject: Re: Animated drawing fun
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I prefer Zippo's robot, in truth, but I had fun :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Animated drawing fun
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DoktorMandrake wrote:
I prefer Zippo's robot, in truth, but I had fun :lol:

Me too :) Kinda reminds me of my heavy-footed Sasquatch lodger. It's like living with Robo Cop! He's off this weekend. I've learned one thing. If you're going to get a lodger get a women...

They smell nice, they don't walk like the house is undergoing an earthquake, they don't burp for five seconds and try to better it for the next hour.

The thought of accidentally seeing him nude doesn't freak me out like it would a woman.

I'm sure there's more but I can't think of them...

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 Post subject: Re: Animated drawing fun
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Bloody hell, Tone. Sounds like you should definitely advertise for page three lovelies when Robocop moves/gets kicked out. Women are grand to live with but they can be a bit naggy. The toilet seat debate is one I still have with my ex misses. :roll: They do smell nicer though and don't burp as much.

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The thought of accidentally seeing him nude doesn't freak me out like it would a woman.


Hold up - the thought of seeing him nude doesn't freak you out like it would a woman? You get freaked out by naked females and not sasquatch? :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Animated drawing fun
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DoktorMandrake wrote:
Hold up - the thought of seeing him nude doesn't freak you out like it would a woman? You get freaked out by naked females and not sasquatch? :lol:
Opps! :oops: I got that the wrong way around; silly me. He sometimes comes down stairs with just a towel wrapped around his waist and I'm thinking "please don't fall down". You could stuff a mattress with his chest hair :yuck: I don't trust very hairy men, I reckon they're too close to Neanderthals. (It’s a good job he doesn’t read this forum) :D

I like women’s chests. They’re not so hairy and have nice curves. :lol: He moves out this weekend into his new flat. So I'll be Billy no mates again. I can repair the damage his club feet have done to my floor. Come back Maria, all is forgiven. She's like creeping Jesus :P

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 Post subject: Re: Animated drawing fun
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I have enjoyed trying to thwart the software, by making the fugure face right, with a massive outstretched hand to the right - and then I gave him a massive key which was raised in the air vertically! :lol:

Finally he really struggled to get to grips with Richard Branson's transatlantic balloon!!
That did rather dwarf the baby dragon for a bit. :roll:

Thanks Tone - I now have loads of work to catch up on!! :D

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 Post subject: Re: Animated drawing fun
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Ernest Marsh wrote:
Thanks Tone - I now have loads of work to catch up on!! :D
:lol: Sorry mate. When I said addictive I meant a bit of fun. I’m sure there are others like it; in fact I think I’ve seen something similar here in the past. :)

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Big Tone wrote:
DoktorMandrake wrote:
Hold up - the thought of seeing him nude doesn't freak you out like it would a woman? You get freaked out by naked females and not sasquatch? :lol:
Opps! :oops: I got that the wrong way around; silly me. He sometimes comes down stairs with just a towel wrapped around his waist and I'm thinking "please don't fall down". You could stuff a mattress with his chest hair :yuck: I don't trust very hairy men, I reckon they're too close to Neanderthals. (It’s a good job he doesn’t read this forum) :D

I like women’s chests. They’re not so hairy and have nice curves. :lol: He moves out this weekend into his new flat. So I'll be Billy no mates again. I can repair the damage his club feet have done to my floor. Come back Maria, all is forgiven. She's like creeping Jesus :P



:lol: :lol: :lol: This is like a 'getting to know you' interview with Big Tone. So far I have learnt...

Dislikes - hairy men, neanderthals, chest hair and chest hair stuffed matresses, men in towels and noisey lodgers with club feet.
Likes - ladies' chests, curves, lack of hair.


Get a female lodger next time, mate. Much more civilised and you may even find yourself hoping that towel slips :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Animated drawing fun
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:lol:

I’m too much of a gentleman Doktor, I’d have to quickly look away. Unless she’s blind, in which case I’d ogle of course :D

Reminds me of when I was in a nursing home some years ago and saw a women of questionable mind walking completely starker’s down the corridor towards me, so I quickly turned around and jumped back into the patients room whom I was there to see, hoping she wouldn’t walk in that room to follow me. I could write a book on some of the things I’ve seen, most of it very sad though, so maybe not.

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Yes, ogling the blind is well within the realms of gentlemanly conduct. :lol:

It was a nursing home. So no wonder you ran from a presumably elderly lady in her b'day suit!


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It was a nursing home. So no wonder you ran from a presumably elderly lady in her b'day suit!
Ah, yes. Usually the case but not this time. She was actually quite a fit lady in maybe her late 30’s at a glance. (Yes, I did look at her face from afar :) ). I didn't think it would have been very professional of me to wait for her to get close and wolf whistle. I did ask about her actions and was told she has mental issues. She’s been known to escape outdoors in the nude and they’ve had to catch her before there’s a caffuffel, cafuffal, kafuffle. (Don’t know how to spell that word).

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And where exactly is this institution? Hand drawn map or Google maps link would suffice :lol:


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And where exactly is this institution? Hand drawn map or Google maps link would suffice :lol:
I'm afraid that was at least eight years ago and she's long gone my friend; as in left not dead AFAIK - for a change. :(

Since we're way off topic anyway, with our friendly banter and thanks to mods, I'd like to ask you something if I may Dok...

I like you, your posts and where you're coming from. So how did you find Safe Speed and is there any reason why you didn't join sooner? Were you a lurker for years? Did something 'happen' and, like me, think "hang on a minute! I smell bullshit in the speed kills theory and persecution of known good drivers with a long history to back it up!" ??

I hope that's not an inappropriate question or impertinent; I'm just curious. :)

If it helps, I'd also like to know if you've got club feet or a simian chest :D

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Was the thread ever on topic? :lol:

Dammit. I was going to look for my binoculars too.

Not inappropriate or impertinent, mate. I have lurked on Safe Speed via Google (comes up in a lot of searches) for a number of years. I did know Paul Smith's face when he was alive as he popped up on the news from time to time and was rather unforgettable. Although it was some time before I connected him to SS and learned, sadly, that he had died. It is good to know his work continues.

I was finally promped to break my silence by a speed camera van deployed in the wet. It was not the first time I had seen such foolishness. I had long believed they were nothing more than money making devices masquerading as road safety. I had always been brought up to question authority and found speed cameras to be oppressive, contrary to everything I believe encourages responsible, safe driving and really just a money spinner for those in power. How anyone could deploy a mobile speed camera in the wet I do not know - I witnessed two near crashes due to aggressive braking and being on two wheels in the wet made it even more dangerous for me personally. As you know the lack of grip available in the wet means one has to be a bit more careful when braking - but if I had two cars rear end each other in front of me, despite the distance I left between myself and them, it could still force me to take evasive action or end up hitting debris or anything.

I remember a time -just!- when people could drive about fairly unhindered. You were free to determine what speed you were going. You weren't distracted by speed camera signs every 500 yards and constantly diverting your attention from the road to scour the adjacent scenery for yellow boxes. Speed cameras have been about since the early 90s, nearly a decade before I was able to drive (or in fact ride, as my perefered method of transport dictates), but I didn't come into contact them initially and always set my own pace. They trouble me. I think the cure in this case is worse than the illness. Governments rely too much on the speed kills message and lucrative systems of enforcement, big business is involved, and the justice system and corporate entities do not make healthy bedfellows. I am opposed to instant justice and the fact innocent people may be desuaded from appealing as it is easier and cheaper to just take the 3 points and the £60 fine. I am opposed to the fact speed limits are set too low, artificially low, and then enforced to the letter. I am oppose to road safety being governed by adherance to a numerical value - there has to be more to it than that. I am opposed to legislating common sense and penalising good, safe drivers who safely exceed a limit. I am opposed to the lack of responsibility or accountability the authorities display, particularly with regard to cameras actually causing accidents and the lack of transparency in general. I am opposed to the unilateral debate on speed, with groups like Brake being routinely consulted, and local councils constantly lowering or setting impractically low limits based on their recommendations. I would have said inattention or carelessness was a far greater killer than speed. Speed can be used appropriately and people should be encouraged to think for themselves and drive accordingly. I am opposed to the issue being used for political point scoring and anyone seen lower limits or slowing drivers down or erecting cameras is automatically painted as a modern day folk hero. I am opposed to the lack of facts the speed kills lobbists use. There are many more reasons but those are but a few.

I do not know why there aren't more people on these forums. You only have to go for a ride around to realise that we live in a culture of over-zealous enforcement, demonisation of speed (speed kills etc.) as the sole cause of accidents and that to drive everywhere at the limit as we are supposed to do would be impractical and pointless. I am not saying limits should be disregarded or that they are all wrong but that they are only part of the process that determines the safe speed you can travel. Cameras and the paranoia created by over-zealous enforcement, not to mention the detremental effect it can have on someone's driving, actually detracts from what makes a good, safe journey. That is the ability to concentrate on the road and identify and act on hazards as they develop. I have seen coppers trying to catch bikers locally by hiding in a bush on a corner. Literally on the corner. That annoys me. They don't seem to have considered or care about the potentially disasterous consequances their actions could have. The last thing you want to force a biker to do is divert their attention to the speedo or be forced to brake while bike is lent over.

I think I have a collapsed arch. The only bike boots I have ever found that do not fall apart are Oxtars but those boots are definitely not made for walking :lol:

I am part simian, yes. :D


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 Post subject: Re: Animated drawing fun
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Well I'm glad I asked and :clap: Image Image Image

At the risk of sounding obsequious, or gay, I think I could get into bed with part simian so to speak :D

If I didn't say it before :welcome:

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