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1) There were eight questions. Should I be counting how many questions someone asks me during a cellphone conversation, regardless of whether or not I'm driving? I don't even count the number of comely ladies I see while I'm walking around; why would I bother counting anything, when I'm busy driving?
Most ladies will, as a test of attention, ask their man, "what did I just say?". Does ANY woman ask, "how many questions have I asked?" ?
2) Who cares what color T-shirts they were wearing? Most were moving along the crosswalk somewhat slowly, which is a bit rude, but increasingly common where I'm from.
Since when would I ignore someone because they are wearing the wrong color, or attend to someone because they were wearing the right color?
Is it important to your drive to notice that someone in a rabbit suit waved at you from in the middle of the crosswalk? I suppose if I feared I were being followed or something, then yes, otherwise, it might be strange enough to be noteworthy, but it's perfectly OK to dismiss it during the drive.
By the way: despite the fact that my job entails using the phone from time to time, I would have either terminated this conversation within twenty to thirty seconds, or pulled over somewhere within the same timeframe, as this conversation contained no driving instructions.
I have a much more important question: How many did not look before crossing the street? I did not come up with a number, but the answer is most of them.
Should drivers be on the lookout for bounce passes, moonwalking bears, 'bloods' or 'cowards', or people dressed as bunnies who seem to know you for some reason? Or should they just worry about Rules #1 & #2?
_________________ The Rules for ALL ROAD USERS: 1) No one gets hurt 2) Nothing gets hit, except to protect others; see Rule#1 3) The Laws of Physics are invincible and immutable - so-called 'laws' of men are not 4) You are always immediately and ultimately responsible for your safety first, then proximately responsible for everyone's Do not let other road users' mistakes become yours, nor yours become others 5) The rest, including laws of the land, is thoughtful observation, prescience, etiquette, decorum, and cooperation
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