PeterE wrote:
On the M60 this evening, in the later stages of dusk, when pretty much everyone else had headlights on, I'm passed by a dark green Corsa with no lights on whatsoever. I'm surprised the trucker closely on its tail wasn't flashing his lights.
(I was in Lane 1 because this was in the 50 mph SPECS-enforced section)
I will bet the numpty in question never receive FPN over such illegality of the sort which CAN kill

But twazaks I have encountered?
Muppet weaving about the road whilst texting.
He was wearing black lycra.. no lights.. .. on bicycle 
Pedestrians the other week (already had most

over them. Or rather the other driver did

. He approach pelican crossing, He actually within the crossing .. level with the post .. when..
woman step straight in front of him. Then they all do. (Well, fair enoughski -

- he had stopped, und so had I when I saw person crossing as I approach und then slow down to stop for the "hazard of people crossing on a GREEN light ahead". What made the other driver go purple though was one woman gesticulating at the lights und claiming "right of way". I wade in .. or rather waddle in.. und point to lights .. saying "GREEN! Liebchen."
She had grace to turn as red as the little man .. apologising und then break faith with the "sisterhood" by telling me that "I should not be driving whilst pregnant"

They said they thought the lights had changed as both of us approach "so slowly as if stopping for red light"

(It was snowing/sleeting..

)
OK .. dealt with the numpty road user general who does not need a licence to be a numpty
Now for the licenced one.. (Mad Doc still has not posted up his report of the IAM wannabe from hell.. but that one ist in "world of his own". Mad Doc advised "not to give up on this chap yet as he has sought IAM membership .. so might just accept there are "concerns" - but ist considering "wussing out of the next encounter und getting IG to do it for him

)
But that tale worthy of Mad Doc's special wit und style of what like to encounter a "Maureen of Driving School notoriety of 2001-ish"

ist a rant to savour on its own

I will ask him to post it up when he get home.. as you all now on edge of seats

perhaps ..
The ones I encounter last..
fool who blat by me on a Gatso infested DC .. braking for each scam.. but weaving on a Handy phone.. und who stop with a centimetre to spare from car at lights. That car edge forward to create a little space. He edge forward to almost contact with that car

Mumpty who kept indicator on for a whole mile despite my trying to tell her so by various flashing of headlamps und Morse Code like use of own indicator. She indicate right turn. At 35 mph on empty NSL. But this road has the right turns. I cannot be sure if she want one of them./.. so I sit behind her at decent distance .. but trying to catch her attention.
Then the person I let out of side street into queue. I wave und smile at him. He give me a two finger salute und instead of merging with the traffic .. kept slamming on the brakes for no actual reason. This actually exacerbated the queue based on the laws of physics

Wooden top with no brain

und manners to match
But the award of the month has to go to the fool who drive with rear fog lights on with no fog .. with close runner up the one who had high beam on in the fog this very morning .. but did not put on his rear fog lamps at all

Vying for a place on the rostrum was the weaver bird who just could not decide which lane he wanted
