Big Tone wrote:
(I think I may need therapy)

I'm gonna be getting that starting next month Tone....Anger Regresssion Therapy or some such load of cobblers.
My "do-gooder" is in 2 minds as to whether I'm really suitable though after I dissected every single last question on the psychometric test and proved that the questions were flawed
In case you're wondering why I'm having to do anger management, it's because one saturday evening I called the police a useless good for nothing bunch of c*ck sucking c*nts on the phone after they said they were too busy to attend a disturbance caused by youths waving bits of MY fence around shouting "come out if you think you're hard enough mister" and that they would be around any time in the next 24 hours.
I then followed that up with "don't f*cking bother coming at all you useless c*nts, just send an ambulance for these little w*nkers outside" and slammed the phone down.
Lo & behold, less than 4 minutes later there were no less than 3 full on riot vans in my street loaded to the gunnels with cops. I eventually went back indoors and thought nothing of it.
Monday morning (7am), 6 of the pricks turn up and nick me for......
Wait for it.....
Misuse of Telecommunications (swearing on the phone)

Good ol Hampshire Constabulary....we won't worry about the class A drug dealer at number 4 peddling her warez to kids.......we won't worry about the old lady who lives at number 27 who's s*it scared to leave her front door because of drunken youths...........I know, we'll have Gixxer for swearing on the phone
TWATS!