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However, the one thing that both of these bikers have in common is that they will (no matter what the conditions) sit right on your off-side rear quarter should you be unfortunate enough to drive a car.
Has it occurred to you that maybe we sit in this approximate position in preparation for the stupid maneuver we expect of the average cager?
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(although none of them actually wave anymore to thank you for your efforts

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Well I can't speak for others, but if I see a cager make the effort to move over to let me pass then I will always acknowledge this, even if it is only to lift 2 fingers off of the left hand grip.
You have no need to exaggerate your intention of letting me pass either, I will notice it no matter how small the gesture
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However, I'm increasingly finding that due to single lane, coned-off sections of road which cause immense build ups of traffic, i'm unable to give them enough room to pass me which prompts them to sit right in my blind spot revving the b0ll0x off of their bike to let me know they're there. "I'm very well aware of your presence, but I can't go anywhere Mr Plebeian"
Again I can't speak for others, but when I find myself behind a car in the conditions you describe, I am already aware that I cannot progress any further until the roadworks have cleared and do not feel the need to "rev the bollocks off my bike" in some futile attempt to get you to make space for me to overtake.
However if you are one of the numpties that feels the need to slow down to 10mph in the conditions you describe when 40 would be perfectly acceptable, then you can rest assured that I will make you fully aware that you are driving like a twat.
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I really don't understand why bikers can't be taught during their test to wait behind cars and just sit up
If I wanted to wait behind cars, I'd drive a car.
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this would afford them a fantastic view of the road ahead over the roof of my car and also mean that they'd have enough room to manoeuvre should I need to stop suddenly
My chosen riding position has already made provision for the above scenario, rest assured that no matter how sudden a move you make I am already waiting for it to happen.
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or - heaven forefend - need to move away from the nearside of the road to avoid an obstacle (at present this would result in me "taking out" the morons that perpetuate this practice).
How exactly will your maneuver "take me out" when I am behind you??
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Feel free to make my day by telling me that someone somewhere is planning to educate bikers to avoid doing this.
As Paul has already stated, Darwin has already sorted out the very small minority whose riding skills are not up to scratch and will continue to do so until time ceases to exist.