Posted on PH SP&L as well... It crop up in a thread.. Longest story. Guy got pinged taking wife to hospital after she trip on stairs. She had had 3 beers spread over 5 hours - thus was not drunk in real terms und drink was not factor.. she slipped on rug at bottom of stairs .. wooden - laminate floor...

Not caused by drink.. just unfortunate she landed awkardly.
Anyway - topic of how booze does affect we wimmi differently than men crop up... und think ist worth posting up how it affecte EVERYONE
again..
But just to clarify how alcohol affect wimmin differently to men - you have to remember size /metabolism also affect.. Ist quite possible for large lady to be able to cope with booze better than weedy little man
We wimmin have more body fat
(Ist always a wonder why we feel cold more...

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but we have less water in body than you blokes as well. Thus our booze does not get diluted as quickly in our bodies as it does in a male body. If you are same weight as a man und drink same amount of booze .. generally .. und this ist GENERAL based on stats to work out the average .. but we end up with one third more alcohol in blood und we take a third longer to explete from system. ...
Now .. this ist also interesting ... I confess I love chocolate - tried to give it up for Lent..und Mad Doc did bet me I could not do it.. I lost.. I have to be his complete slave at his beck und call for a week now ...
But I tend to eat und crave even more choc when approaching the monthly blues.
Relevance?
Some wimmin tend to drink more alcohol as a way of coping with the symptoms - und feel the symptoms more strongly than they would otherwise

Yes - I know ... foolish.. but it happens..
BUT let's just look at the alcohol's journey through your system...
We all have enzyme in tum which ist desgned to process the ethanol (alcohol' harmful toxin) into safe substance ( enzyme ist "alcohol dehydrogenase")
When we drink ... 20% of the booze ist absorbed into stomach und 80% into small gut.
Still under research ist why the male enzyme ist more effective than the one in the female - und we also have another problem .. as we age - enzyme reduces in efficiency.. ist why older people find they cannot tolerate wines as they used to once..
Longer the enzyme has to work on the ethanol - the better.
Why we continentals always eat when we drink..
You NEVER drink on empty

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. ist how the 20% booze go through stomach wall into blood system. und if you eat you stop the booze entering small intestine where it also permeate on empty into blood. Thus if you drink on empty almost all the alcohol content of your drink enter your blood stream very quickly .. you feel effects more quickly too.
Bigger you are - the more blood in body und the male ist 66% fluid compared to women's 55% average.
The alcohol circulates in your bloodstream - und this ist how it get to brain - it travel through every organ - coursing around after being pumped und churned up by heart (which ist also more rapid as result of the booze).
Ist a stimulant und depressant drug. at same time ..(ist an usual one in this respect) ..it revs you up by closing down some cerebral circuits (since not lecturing undergaduates at moment - shall leave out the nitty gritty ) But basically it jazzes up the eletrical activity in your brain - und act like amphetamine by creating feeling of pleasure und euphoria .. ist why you are giggly.
It also target the circuits which Valium would target .. calms, but causes anxiety und ist a braking pedal on the euphoria..
but trouble with filling on empty
- you get the euprhoria fast und the angst washing over even faster thereafte as brain cannot cope with this onslaught on its circuits at one und same time.
It also affect the serotonin in brain .. this ist the substance our body creates which connects neurons in brain und thus affects our nervous system.. why we may not feel bruising selves if severely drunk..
But ist all short lived - drinking more than a couple of drinks wrecks the short gains ... affects the chemical messages in brain (aforementioned serotonin) - und it result in the clumsiness, slurred speed, double vision, memory.. learning outcomes...
Liver ist where body finally breaks down the alcohol - but again the liver's processing ist also creating bio chemicals which will affect brain as the blood circulates und flows through the organ - acetaldehyde... istthe toxin which causes the drink induced vomit, nausea, headache, heartburn, hangover..
Working at full speed - healthy man's liver will take one hour to process one drink und a woman's longer by ca 20 minutes more. It metabolises the booze by breaking down the alcohol .. 90% goes through liver.. the remainder in our pee und BREATH
Liver needs water to get rid of the alcohol - which is also a diuretic .. so liver asks brain to send it water und draws water from rest of body - which ist how you end up drinking more as you feel thirsty .. feeling thirsty ..bad sign.. drink coffee - NOT fizzy water nor gallons of still water
Und ist if you drink faster than liver than cope - that ist why you feel drunk.
At consumption of 3 pints spread out over over 5 hours .. woman would thus not be drunk.. given a 330 ml can of beer or 100ml glass of wine or 30 ml neat spirit contain about 200 g alcohol. At most she would have had 10 g at time of accident.