There is no delicate way of posting this one.
OK guys.. we ride a bike.
We experience "chafing downstairs" Myth has it .. we who ride bikes a lot have a few problems "satisfying our ladies"
Alice has never complained about my "services"

I've fathered 4.. which places me on a par with the Mad Doc and Swiss
But let's face it. There is some friction between the chamois and our very delicate skin around that area of our body. I am trying to be "discreet" here
CW looks at some creams.
OK // Assos .. £10 for each 140 ml bottle. I use this one. I admit that the menthol gave me a funny cold feeling down there .. but it is gooey and lasts.
I have tried the new one on the market .. a lot cheaper .. a third of the Assos price - "UDDERLY SMOOTH"
You can find it on
www.notjustforcows.co.uk
Love it. Wonderful stuff .. honest.
It's thinner than Assos. and I agree with CW.. it feels like my wife's face cream

in texture. (She uses Roc products - her only "extravagance" and I care not if it works. She looks half her real age anyways

)
Elite Ozone from
www.ultimatepursuits.co.uk .. CW rated slightly lower and it is much dearer than the other two creams which I can say do relieve any discomfort quickly.
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I mention this as it is important. This is comfort for those of us who take our rides seriously
