Ive posted regarding supposed " road safety markings" in the past on the PH site, but ive not seen any mentions here of a particular problem that afflicts cars fitted with ABS systems ( a safety improvment) when encountering these dratted markings.
The scenario is one probably repeated a thousand times all over the country by ill informed, wasteful and to be frank, stupid council highways departments of whatever political persuasion.
My own experience of their "improvements" began some time ago when i aquired a particularly capable motor vehicle fitted with, you guessed it, ABS brakes.
The problem becomes apparent when attempting to stop when confronted with an emergency type situation, but its not exclusively confined to those situations.
It usually manifests itself when applying the brakes AND travelling over these "speed bars" that our council just loves to waste our money on, you know, the 2 to 3 inch wide raised bars of red tarmac designed to make us all "safer"?
What the geniuses who splattered this stuff all over the roads didnt take into consideration, was the following:----ABS works by comparing the speeds of rotation of each wheel and making a judgement call as to whether that wheel (or all) should be relieved of their braking pressure to prevent a skid situation. And therein lies the problem; The wheels hit these speed bars and either leave the ground completely (if only for a millisecond or two) or end up with a reduced contact with the road.
Now, although this isnt necessarily too much of a problem when travelling, it can become a very real danger when under braking.
The reason is thus: The wheel/s leave the surface of the road, bounced up by the speed bars, the ABS computer interprets the locking of a wheel thats not even in contact with the ground as a skid condition in the making and releases brake pressure;- Just when you need it most.
Not convinced? I had it happen 3 times to me on various roads and every time either "safety"speed bars or badly laid red "safety" tarmac was underfoot.
Now i realise that our supposed "road safety partnerships":rolleyes: will most likely come out with the old "shouldnt be speeding" remarks. Well, its odd ya know, cos in all the instances i had of this problem cropping up, not once was i "speeding"....i was STOPPING....well trying to.
Initially i thought that there was a fault with the vehicles ABS system, but subsequent investigations proved negative.
Its somewhat disconcerting to put your foot on the brakes only to have the computer remove ALL your effort on a dry road at a junction (cos this is where they apply these "safety" markings and red tarmac. On experiencing the approach to hitting a car in front, as you keep the right foot planted to the boards (reccomended advice by the manufacturers) with the ABS denying you any brakes, i decided to release them and re-apply. Brakes were then restored and i avoided a collision that wasnt my fault at all.
I have since deactivated the ABS system and have not had a repeat of the situations just described.
I have also since heard of other vehicles similarly affected, A Ford Mondeo for instance; different ABS system to mine, different software, different hardware ,affected in exactly the same manner.
I contacted my local Highways department about their usage of this red tarmac and speed bars and was basically told that there was a fault with the car by an idiot who most likely dosent even drive and has no comprehension of what an ABS system does, let alone how its affected by moronic decisions made by, er, morons...
I left them with a promise: The first person who dies as a result of this stuff and ill make sure the newspapers hear all about it and they cant say theyve not been warned.
Whilst im on a roll here, has anyone else noticed the upsurge in bad lane discipline caused exclusively by highways departments incompetence in markings on traffic islands?
There are NONE. No lane dividers...nada, zilch!
The results are concerning.
On a 2 lane approach to an island, people in the left lane going round the OUTSIDE to reach their exit....on the 3rd or 4th????
Why havent they marked a clear lane division?
Left lane:Left or STRAIGHT ON.
Right lane: STRAIGHT ON or RIGHT?
Instead, we take our lives in our hands as these confused drivers wander from place to place forcing others to make allowances.
Wheres it all going? Who the hell knows, Downhill is my guess.
Only 2 expaanations can be possible: Deliberate mismanagement or incompetent stupidity. In either case, a wall, a blindfold and a last request (optional) are the cure.
Ok, who's first?