botach wrote:
Lot of these involve little old ladies ( so if there's any little old ladies reading, please -it's not personal).
Little old lady buys a powerful car and takes it for a drive in fast traffic. Suddenly she smells a nasty smell . She takes it back to garage, who test drive it with no result. She return time and time again, till head salesman goes out with her. After a hairraising trip on the M1 at 90MPH, she turns to salesman"there it si ,can you smell it ". "Madam" ,he replies " I'm not just smelling it, but sitting in it ".
And the one that will NOT endear me to Scousers ( Courtesy of Honest John)
The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit- Crew Yesterday.
The announcement was followed by Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of a scheme to hire unemployed youths from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how they were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8.4 seconds.
This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari
Management, as most races are won & lost in the pits, and Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
However Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, as during the crew's first practice session, not only were "da boyz from Bootle" able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and sold the car to the McLaren Team for four dozen Stellas and a gramme of Charlie
I don't know about a gramme of Charlie. The version I read some time back suggested that the price paid by McLaren included some rather tasty photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower.
Best wishes all,
Dave.