Maybe women over 80 don’t fall out of bed, they get pushed.

Maria nearly shoved me out of bed on the floor the once with her pointy elbow because I did a little snore after one or two tipples that evening.
How come snorers never wake themselves up anyway? On an outing I went on, in a bunkhouse with some friends, there were two snorers and the noise was just incredible! On par with a pigs squeal being slaughtered I would say. I don’t know how women put up with it

Did you know on average a woman falls out of bed every nine minutes in the UK? She said she's getting
really fed up of it!
