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Graball who won the last competition Here Has submitted this image for the next competition.
'Rules' place your comments and the last winner chooses who wins. Approx run time about 2 weeks. The winner then chooses the next (car themed) image and so on. Just ask if you are not sure....

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Safe Speed for Intelligent Road Safety through proper research, experience & guidance.

Hec Mac, you're drowning down there man and all you can think of is giving me a smoke.

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

I know me skin colour is wrong but just call me muddy waters...

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

"I've just flooded my cigarette lighter, so I'm damned if I'm gonna let this ciggie go out"


"I knew smoking was gonna kill me one day, but not quite like this..."


With him in that driving position, he's probably smoking the same stuff that's floating around him

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Views expressed are personal opinions and are not necessarily shared by the Safe Speed campaign

"See told you I could do two things at once - easy-peasy !"

"And I thought this was a drag!"

"and they said the next bit is deep!"

"now was a right or left ?"

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Safe Speed for Intelligent Road Safety through proper research, experience & guidance.

"Hamlet........."

"The new King Arthur arrives"

"I know it's illegal to smoke in a work vehicle - but technically the cigarette is not IN the vehicle!"

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

"How much air do I need in the tyres before I can float out of this?"

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

"It's OK, it comes with a 5 year anti corrosion warranty!"

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

"Strewth - I didn't expect global warming to melt the ice cap THAT quickly!"

or

"I wish the Highways Authority would get some of these potholes filled in quickly!"

or

"It says Speed Limit, 10 Knots!"

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

"Ah! That Hamlet moment"

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When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells
When I see a youth in a motor car I do d.c.brown

Just wait untill I see that salesman! Bloomin float indeed.

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

i know I shouldn't be in this but couldn't resist this one.....

Guy in jeep to mate under water whose hand has just popped up. " Ok you can have a couple of drags but I want it straight back!"

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

Conflict of interest mods! (And a bit close to my first effort ).

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

Oh I don't see why you can't add your own comments ... you just can't make yourself win !

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Safe Speed for Intelligent Road Safety through proper research, experience & guidance.

Inspired by you, Tone. You know what they say, mimicery is the greatest form of flattery.....

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

I'm er.. flattered



The caption: My new way of fishing gets them back really fresh.

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

I bet he hates getting bogged down in traffic....

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

Wondered why the mother in law was so keen for me to use her Sat Nav .

Going down ,like our road safety policy ( and some of the operatives)

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on

I've just spent my life's savings on this packet of fags - damned if I'm not going to get the very last bit out of it.

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Only when ideology, prejudice and dogma are set aside does the truth emerge - Kepler