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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 18:47 
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Trust me ... I'm a professional you know :whome: :lol: :lol: :P :twisted:
Quid Pro Quo.

It's a deal if you meet me in your birthday suit with some KY Jel.

Trust works both ways Zipps. I'm a professional you too know :whome: :lol: :lol: :P :twisted:

I beg you, please don't reply or pm me over this! :D

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I beg you, please don't reply or pm me over this! :D

Arrrrrrrrgggggggg ...... I tried but it's no use, I'm weak, have absolutely no willpower, the temptation is tooo great, :headbash: just can't keep my sticky fingers off the keyboard :P I was going to reply AND pm you :lol: :lol:

So as we are both professhunels .... does that mean we are a couple of professhunels ..... or ..... a professhunel couple :scratchchin: :whome: there's a thought to keep you awake at night :lol: :lol:

Sticky fingers? .... I merely put too much jam on my toast this morning .... what WERE you thinking?? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 20:33 
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I downloaded your codec link Toltec and installed the bigger willie but it still doesn’t work.


I am sure there is another engineer joke there somewhere. Normally I have to at least walk through the room to get blamed for a computer failure. :(

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 00:30 
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Perhaps it is this one : :lol:
http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/238 ... class.html

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Toltec wrote:
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I downloaded your codec link Toltec and installed the bigger willie but it still doesn’t work.


I am sure there is another engineer joke there somewhere. Normally I have to at least walk through the room to get blamed for a computer failure. :(
Oh I wasn’t blaming you for anything dude. I appreciate any help :)

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Is that the next Capt Comp?

“And that, my classmates, is the formula for why women like chocolate”
“Now then, have you spotted the deliberate mistake? Yes, I left my zipper undone”
“That’s all well and good sir but this is meant to be the English class”
“Is that a slide rule in your pants or are you just pleased to see us?”

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 16:45 
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How a woman's mind works...page 1....;-)

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How a woman's mind works...page 1....;-)
I did think of that one instead of the chocolate version but decided against it. You're a braver man than me Grabs :D

“What a man’s brain does instead of asking for directions, and still gets it wrong” (Safer ground). :D

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"Thats the URL for the online notes on this lecture!"

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"Thank you Mr Digby, however when I asked for someone to write Femat's last theorem on the board I did not expect a solution as well. "

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"Wot a faff .... I cun do aw that on ma watch in 10 seconds max ... innit"

"And that folks is how you work out if your bag is the right size to qualify as hand luggage for Ryanair!"

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Teacher in Rolf Harris voice “Can you see what it is yet?”

“I’ll have to leave it there for now because I’ve run out of chalk”

“So what this proves is that when you hear people say someone put two and two together and got five, it is in fact entirely possible”

See what you’ve started Claire. :lol:

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Well at least my brain works in a more direct manner although all those emotions do try to rise often but mostly resolved with a sweet indulgence!
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Many problem solvers like challenges and those people are usually 'negative' "progressers" !
Positive one's react better to praise and encouragement and negative one's (all in principal), react better to deadlines and limitations - you must do 'x' by 'y'. All people tend to fall in one or other group gender matters not. I am trying to recall who sourced this! Not found it but this site is interesting ... here.

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