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Quid Pro Quo.

It's a deal if you meet me in your birthday suit with some KY Jel.

Trust works both ways Zipps. I'm a professional you too know

I beg you, please don't reply or pm me over this!

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

Arrrrrrrrgggggggg ...... I tried but it's no use, I'm weak, have absolutely no willpower, the temptation is tooo great, just can't keep my sticky fingers off the keyboard I was going to reply AND pm you

So as we are both professhunels .... does that mean we are a couple of professhunels ..... or ..... a professhunel couple there's a thought to keep you awake at night

Sticky fingers? .... I merely put too much jam on my toast this morning .... what WERE you thinking??

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

I am sure there is another engineer joke there somewhere. Normally I have to at least walk through the room to get blamed for a computer failure.

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Driving fast is for a particular time and place, I can do it I just only do it occasionally because I am a gentleman.
- James May

Perhaps it is this one :
http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/238 ... class.html

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Oh I wasn’t blaming you for anything dude. I appreciate any help



Is that the next Capt Comp?

“And that, my classmates, is the formula for why women like chocolate”
“Now then, have you spotted the deliberate mistake? Yes, I left my zipper undone”
“That’s all well and good sir but this is meant to be the English class”
“Is that a slide rule in your pants or are you just pleased to see us?”

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

How a woman's mind works...page 1....

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

I did think of that one instead of the chocolate version but decided against it. You're a braver man than me Grabs

“What a man’s brain does instead of asking for directions, and still gets it wrong” (Safer ground).

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

"Thats the URL for the online notes on this lecture!"

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

"Thank you Mr Digby, however when I asked for someone to write Femat's last theorem on the board I did not expect a solution as well. "

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Driving fast is for a particular time and place, I can do it I just only do it occasionally because I am a gentleman.
- James May

"Wot a faff .... I cun do aw that on ma watch in 10 seconds max ... innit"

"And that folks is how you work out if your bag is the right size to qualify as hand luggage for Ryanair!"

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

Teacher in Rolf Harris voice “Can you see what it is yet?”

“I’ll have to leave it there for now because I’ve run out of chalk”

“So what this proves is that when you hear people say someone put two and two together and got five, it is in fact entirely possible”

See what you’ve started Claire.

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

Well at least my brain works in a more direct manner although all those emotions do try to rise often but mostly resolved with a sweet indulgence!


Many problem solvers like challenges and those people are usually 'negative' "progressers" !
Positive one's react better to praise and encouragement and negative one's (all in principal), react better to deadlines and limitations - you must do 'x' by 'y'. All people tend to fall in one or other group gender matters not. I am trying to recall who sourced this! Not found it but this site is interesting ... here.

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