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Well said Paul. If this is indeed who you suspect, then realy he should know better. Still it's nice to a reasoned intelligent input from the partnerships
And as for him being clever, well like the old saying goes... self praise is no praise at all.

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It was obviously NOT JJ's post, the spelling/grammar was too 'literate' for him !
And that is NOT intended as a compliment to, ADOLF callaghan !

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I thought it was after i had posted, but too late - looking at this site confirmed -

http://www.burpingtroll.com/

Seen more of "JJ" s posts in other forums.

Not so much the trained eye we need , with them around, as the trained senses of a vet to recognise" bovine excrementia"

How about it SS, do we need to call Mr Heriot out of retirement.

He's all over the place, like a rather nasty rash I had last year after climbing Mont Ventoux.....but i wont go into that.

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'Detritus, get yer stoney arse over ere'

And the theory behind the cumbrian "££££ trained eye££££"--

In remote parts of cumbria they use sheep ( or failing that scamerati employees(actually the sheep are cheaper and more intelligent)) to stand a marked distance apart.
Using a large tweeny calculator ( and several accountants, we don't care , motorists are paying and we must be seen to be accurate) they calculate the time to go from one to the other at the maximum speed as per speed limit( after 10 minutes all accountants agree).
To ensure that the error for starting the stopwatch is low
compared to the time to traverse the distance, they have to set the sheep ( etc) a large distance apart. However this causes problems, as telescopes /binoculars and other personel have to be used to repeat sightings of vehicles, causing yet more errors in the process.
Does this cause concerns to a Scamerati - Why should it - they know the truth - the facts must be "adjusted" to prove it.
And if all else fails, move the sheep/etc closer to catch more motorists.

hi - hans anderson (christians the middle name, fairy tales are my game)

They tried that in North Wales, but it didn't work because they couldn't detach the Mad Mullah of the Traffic Taliban from the sheep

My Bad, it was actually caused by an inability to dislodge his cranial/rectal interface

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