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That's obvious ....... no windscreen wipers

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

Wasn't me Tone ... unfortunately

What I'd like to know is how the vioceover artists manage not to disolve into fits of hysterics while they were reading it out ..... take 47

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

It was Seaman Staines, and Roger the Cabin Boy.

Enjoy it on YouTube!

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

Oh well, I was close.

I haven't seen it since it was last broadcast a million years ago. We can get seventy shades of crap soaps anytime we like 24/7 but try and find a station with Captain Pugwash or the great original Tom & Jerry series produced by Fred Quimby anymore and you've got no chance!

This generation's heads are just full of soap junk. Talk about dumbing down society! They should be watching good ole cartoons with extreme violence, cruelty and exaggeration to stretch their imagination!

Never did me any harm

Didn't think to look on You Tube, thanks Ernest.

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

"Ahoy me hearties, ma name's Seaman Staines, an this is the machine I'll use tae wreak havoc pain an revenge on any o youse land lubbers wot dares to snigger at me name ..... arrrrr"


The lastest Army desert warfare secret weapon. It can bury itself in the sand , then when the enemy has passed above , it can dig itself out , and launch a surprise attack from the rear.

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

"What makes you think I might have had anything to do with the recent spate of digging up of speed cameras officer?"

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

Wonder if Roger the cabin boy ever have that kind of trouble ....

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

"Dahling"
"Yes Pwetal"
"You know how one is having a slight pwoblemette or two with the gear wever and cwutch in ones motor car?"
"Yes petal I do, damned nuisance it is too, never did get the hang thereof."
"Well dahling I've got you a super wooper spiffy surpwise"
"Oh pwetal what is it?"
"Its a gear leverless clutchless motor conveyance for one's pleasure dahling, in pink too, yua favy wavy bestest best colwur ever ever, snapped it up in a sale from those fine twansportation purvweyors Backstab Cringe Fekoff Fekoff & Fekoff."
"Oh pwetal how spiffy wiffy, mmm your luck could defy wefy be it tonight pwetal, let me see, do let me see."
BOING!!! BOING!!! BOING!!! (sound of large heavy cast iron frying pan bouncing repeatedly off of skull) "You stupid tw@t, what the f**k is that you moron, no wonder it was in a sale, did you not notice it doesn't have any f***ing windscreen wipers? Oh, an you can forget about gettin lucky anytime soon."

Its Friday .... and the smell of the weekend is wafting over me already, made me quite light headed ... that's my excuse anyway

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

I think you are now competing with Tone, for the longest caption....

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

"So anyway, Know all Nigel, was bragging down the pub last night, that he will bet anyone £100, that he can take all the wheels off his car and put them back on before anyone else can on their vehicle.....can't wait to see his face later when he brings his car round for the challenge..."

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

Dang rumbled! I've not done an actual letter count, but I do believe I'm winning Now all I have to do is keep bunging Tone's boss the odd tenner so he keeps handing out the overtime so Tone will be so knackered he won't be able to post .... heee heee, its mines all mines, mines I tell youse mines

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

"Oh man what a bummer, they put you in jail for havin less than 1.5 mm tread on your buckets? Harsh man I'd definitely say that's harsh."

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

JCB and Chrysler work together to make first adult version of Transformer.

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

Solicitors Crabbe Crabbe Crabbe & Crabbe, have comissioned local farmer turned sculptor Donald Dourheidin, to produce a unique artwork for their new offices.

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

In a competition to design a new digger to improve productivity on Britain's roads, Ivan Shevnasty scooped the first prize.

He went on to scoop the Hindhead Tunnel, a new by-pass in Auchtamuchty, and a Volkswagon Passat that failed to give way on the single track road leading to the site!

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

"Look sir, this is the RAC you are calling, if you have a broken leg and can't move anymore I'd suggest you dial 999 and call for an ambulance."

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

Massey Ferguson unveil their design for the next generation Mars Rover!

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

Big crab machine sent to force Zippo make his winning choice sometime soon.

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

Well I've been waiting and waiting for that gold cup to arrive .... the gold dealer I've been talking to is offering very good price at the mo .... wooopps to much info methinks

And not a single brown enevelope ..... tsk tsk very disappointing Though Grabs & Tone did send some wierd rubber garments which I've no idea what to do with or what it means Oh and guys, what was that strange message all about, what's a threesome anyway?

I'm on me hols at the mo ... and you won't believe this ... the sun is out !!!! it really is I'm off for a wee turn in the hot tub the noo ye ken, rest assured I'll try to get around to doing the necessary asap

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

I don't want to get "crabby" here, Zippo and I know I probably don't have a" leg or more" to stand on and going "pink" in the face isn't going to help but i would like to know who is going to "grab" the prize....

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.