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BRAKE's vision for 2012

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

Bug in popular Sat Nav software causes havoc.

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

I think I know now why nobody has turned up for the Mr. Magoo club meet!

Deppression is ...... Being stuck like this when the car radio is broken but CD's still play, and all you have is 1 Sydney Devine CD!

Broken friendship is ...... Suggesting the Sydney Devine CD is played again!

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

"I hate your mother even more, now she's moved to this part of town!"

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

"Follow that cab!"

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

"I don't want to worry you but someone's just stolen our wheels!"

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

"You and your....'I know a short cut...be a lot quicker' !"

This reminds me of when a mate and I were driving to Austria, my navigating somehow got us taken through the centre of Brussels, when there was a demonstration going on and we drove round in circles, only realising when we passed the same broken down car for the second time....and my mates car was starting to overheat....

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

"Well since we're all stuck we may as well play a game. I'll go first.. I spy with my little eye something beginning with C"

"All together now kids! The wheels on the bus don't go round, don't go round; don't go round, don't go round..."

"Little Johnny Mc Break, (son of Grab Mc Break): 'I thought you said speed kills but I just walked into a car that was stationary and stubbed my toe which could get infected and kill me! I demand compensation!!! The car should not have been on a road in the first place!!!!!" (He's a precocious little $h1te)

"Roses are red, traffic congestion gives me headache. I know a dumb campaign, and it goes by name of... Ah, damn it; I forget now"

Just pushing the boat out It must be killing Steve not to be able to use that line here

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The views expressed in this post are personal opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of Safe Speed.
You will be branded a threat to society by going over a speed limit where it is safe to do so, and suffer the consequences of your actions in a way criminals do not, more so than someone who is a real threat to our society.

"what do you mean. you'll miss your tram ?...it's parked in front of us."

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

The latest attempt on the "Longest Traffic Jam" world record got of to a great start!

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

"Get on your iPhone and see if there is an App for this!"

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

"SEE-told you not to believe the sat nav that this was shortest route"

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on

And you thought Gravelly Hill Interchange was bad

This is what a FlashMob on wheels looks like!

"Hello? DVLA? I've switched the engine off... any chance on a excise refund, now we have zero emissions?"

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Time to take responsibility for our actions.. and don't be afraid of speaking out!

Honk if you're late!

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

If you go down to the town today ,youre sure of a big surprise

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on

Do you recon the moss on the car in front is Sphagnum or Palustra??

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)

Thanks to the DOT we,in the UK have some of the biggest car parks in the world --
M25
M1
M6
and now .....................................

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on

Hey Zippy, isn't it aboutime you judged this comp and handed back the gold trophy that you've had hocked for the last couple of months? Rumours have it, that you've melted it down, to have a couple of nice holidays and to buy Xmas presents with....

P.S. Just cos you've put in more entries than most, it doesn't mean that you can win it and keep it a bit longer....

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My views do not represent Safespeed but those of a driver who has driven for 39 yrs, in all conditions, at all times of the day & night on every type of road and covered well over a million miles, so knows a bit about what makes for safety on the road,what is really dangerous and needs to be observed when driving and quite frankly, the speedo is way down on my list of things to observe to negotiate Britain's roads safely, but I don't expect some fool who sits behind a desk all day to appreciate that.

Zippo is currently on his hols in "oh no not another sunny day how will I cope" Lanzarote, and will get on to this matter on his return once the effects of all that sun, sand, sea, good food, fresh air hic, and ummm alcohol have worn orf. He's doing this on a dumbphone so scuse any typing tragedies.

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You only need two tools - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. :0)